Question 1

Ability

Accepted Answer

Instant Universal Sleep – Instant sleep in any position.
Series Glossary – Universal language of TV series.
Chronic Deja Vu – Reliving the same experiences exactly 1 year later.
Refrigerator Gap – Teleport to the refrigerator.
Free Pizza Sense – A foolproof intuition for knowing when there's free pizza.
Cinematic Noise Seal – Mastery of opening noisy packages only in the cinema.
Divine AdBlock – Ad Immunity on YouTube.
Couch Luck – Ability to find coins under couch cushions.
Useless Superscroll – Supersonic speed in scrolling useless social media.
Spoiler Delay – Spoiler resistance… but only after you’ve already heard them.
Responsibility Dodge – Perfect Responsibility Dodge.
Elegant Procrastination – Master procrastination with class.
Feline Charm – Irresistible charm towards neighbors’ cats.
Caffeinomancy – Instant regeneration after a coffee.
Language of Awakening – Mastery of the language of morning wail.
Inappropriate Laughter – The ability to laugh at totally inappropriate times.
Encyclopedia of Lost Memes – Encyclopedic knowledge of forgotten memes.
Refrigerator Night Vision – Night vision only in front of the refrigerator.
Netflixian Charisma – Charisma +100 if you're talking about Netflix series.
Blanket Thief – A blanket thief while sleeping.
Stealth from Landing – Stealth mode to avoid neighbors.
Grocery Bag Strength – Titanic strength to carry all your shopping bags in one trip.
Awkward Talkativeness – Immunity to awkward silence… talking too much.
Supreme Remote Control – Mind control over lost remote controls.
Useless Selective Memory – Photographic memory only for useless passwords.
Epidemic Laughter – Laughter that infects the whole group.
Choco-Regeneration – Emotional regeneration through chocolate.
Sense of Sweetness – Sixth sense to understand if there are sweets nearby.
Critical Joke – Critical hit when you tell bad jokes.

Question 2

Passive skills

Accepted Answer

Video Game Memory – You remember maps, secret paths, and cheat codes perfectly, as if they were engraved in your DNA.
Nerd Charisma – Whenever you talk about a geeky topic, you gain +20% attention even from those who aren't interested.
Sixth Sense Deals – Sniff out discounts and bundles online with pixel-perfect accuracy, before notifications even go out.
Boss Fight Resilience – Daily adversities are less scary: you have already defeated Malenia, Sans and Radahn (DLC) pre-patch.
Party Leader Aura – When you’re in the group, everyone follows you—even if it’s just to choose the pizza or the next place.
Misophonia – All noises deal critical psychic damage. The only effective shield: headphones + total isolation.
Lumbosciatica – The basic “getting up from a chair/couch” movement now requires a 30-second cooldown.
Cervical Hernia – Permanent reduction in dexterity and agility. Increased likelihood of swearing upon awakening.
Endemic Bureaucracy – Every document filled out instantly generates a new document to fill out.
Notification Overload – Phantom vibrations on your phone even when your phone is off: the ultimate modern debuff.
Forgotten Password Syndrome – Unable to remember the password for that particular site/service, even if you have it
pinned who knows where. I have to reset it every single time.
Human Latency – Delayed response to social stimuli and conversations, such as a constant 300ms ping.
Open Tab Syndrome – The browser always has a minimum of 87 forgotten open tabs.
Notification Overload – Phantom vibrations on your phone even when your phone is off: the ultimate modern debuff.
Monday Respawn – Appear at the same workplace every week, with half health and zero loot.

Question 3

Buff and Malus

Accepted Answer

Sbastata Sculata +40% – Increased ass for each smack in any collectible card game.
Foul Resistance +60% – You can stumble and walk away like a hero.
Feline Empathy +35% – Cats adopt you as their favorite servant.
Chocolate Regeneration +45% – One bite and you’re back up and running.
Social Charisma +50% – Every joke, even a bad one, makes the party laugh.
Memetic Resilience +55% – You can turn any disaster into a meme.
Pizza Nose +70% – You can spot a Margherita pizza even from miles away.
Caffeine Recovery +80% – Each sip increases your maximum Stamina.
Marathon Focus +35% – Enhanced concentration and mental stamina during long gaming or work sessions.
Immunity to Ridicule +60% – You can dare without ever losing your dignity.
Lightning Scroll +30% – Scrolling through social media and feeds becomes lightning-fast.
Contagious Laughter +30% – Your laughter is a group area-of-effect buff.
Strategist's Insight +50% – You can plan and predict the consequences of your actions much more effectively than usual.
Karaoke Aura +45% – Even drunk, you sound like a legendary bard.
Sixth Sense for Cake +60% – You always know when someone is cutting a slice of cake.

Resistance to fried food -65% – Fried fish on Sundays at the restaurant is a targeted attack on the stomach.
Trust in People -100% – All NPCs seem like scammers to you.
Night Recovery -70% – Sleeping never fully recharges HP, MP, and Stamina.
Blurry Eyes -40% – Everything looks a little blurry, even the phone you’re looking at.
Digestive health -35% – Even the most innocuous sandwich can betray you.
Stress Resistance -45% – A work notification immediately gives you the “Anxious” Status.
Short-term memory -50% – You remember everything… except what you really need.
Monday Resistance -100% – “Exhausted” status automatically applied.
Spoiler Resistance -80% – You'll find spoilers for the series you're watching even at the supermarket.
Punctuality -70% – “I just have to put on my shoes” -cit.
Loud noise tolerance -65% – Every slammed door is like a critical hit.
Heat resistance -55% – “Sweat” mode already at 26 degrees.
Concentration Ability -60% – Each notification is a distraction spell.
Post-lunch stamina recovery -75% – After eating, the body activates hibernation.
Joint agility -35% – Because from 30 onwards you start to look at stairs with caution.

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